Everyone knows that you are what you eat. But if you eat dino chicken nuggets, does that make you a dinosaur? We answer this and other life changing questions in this article about chicken nuggets and their effects on the people of Waltham High School.

Chicken nuggets are a very simple food. But from that simplicity comes a great complexity. What will you put on your nuggets? What should their texture be? Should they be crispy? Should they be juicy on the inside? The people have very complex and diverse opinions about chicken nuggets. When asking one senior, we learned that he prefers crispy, average sized chicken nuggets, without toppings. A freshman liked similar chicken nuggets but preferred them less crispy, and a more moist chicken nugget texture. When asking about topics we heard that ketchup and barbecue sauce are the preferred toppings on kids chicken nuggets. Sadly, the school does not provide any barbecue sauce as a topping on its chicken nuggets. This deep and inherent flaw must be fixed. Without barbecue sauce, Waltham High school is barely functional. 

On the idea of the schools lack of chicken nugget resources, it may shock you that there is not a board of chicken nuggets in this school. This horrifying tragedy has deeply affected the students at Waltham High School. When talking to many of the students, we saw that the students saw this and were clearly aware of this. Many said the school nuggets were awful. One freshman student, Landen Duplessis said that the school nuggets needed massive reform. He said the lack of options and the strange texture of the chicken nuggets convinced him, and many of his fellow classmates to avoid the chicken nuggets, or not eat them entirely. The strange texture of the chicken nuggets was referenced many times as one of the problems with the school’s chicken nuggets. From personal experience we can say the texture is very strange, an almost wet spongy feeling. Fixing this would increase the interest and consumption of the chicken nuggets at Waltham High School.

Travis Scott has fallen into controversy because of a raging concert that killed nine people. Travis Scott has also collaborated with McDonalds to produce a line of chicken nuggets. In light of recent controversy Waltham High students don’t think he should be separated from his brand of chicken nuggets. They think that he may be in trouble for Astroworld, this is not relevant to the world of chicken nuggets.

Waltham High school is a place that runs on chicken nuggets, and these issues need to be addressed immediately. If they are not treated with utmost respect, and resolved as such, the school will fall apart.